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Thursday, October 15, 2009

More conversations with EB

Ah EB (ex boss). GTalk brings out the best in us...

Ronita :this farmville on FB
weird
pink goru* tht gives strawberry milk!!!!!!!???

* goru: cow

EB:yeah
u also get brown goru
which gives chocolate milk

EB: baba ki customised gorus

EB:then u get horses and goats and pigs and elephants and chicken and etc etc
u can really make a beautiful farm of your own

Ronita : elephants!!!?
on a farm!!!?

EB:u nurture them
and every few days they give u circus peanuts

Ronita :circus peanuts!!!?
from where ?
from their behinds?
they shoot it out of their trunks??

EB:dont know from where
its just that when they r ready u click on them and collect circus peanuts

Ronita: so this pink cows strawberry milk...is it like strawberry milkshake whn it comes out of the pink cow?or do u hv to separately shake it?

EB: it says strawberry milk so i suppose u got to shake it

Ronita: i see
u cud try shaking the cown then seeing if milkshake comes out

EB: but theres no option of shaking
u can only move the cow from one end to another
u got to milk them urself and it all happens at the click of a button
see how hi tech the cows are becoming

EB: arent there sexy farmers wenches in this farmville?
who wear low cut dresses n cowboy hats n traipse around the farm milking cows?

EB: no no nothing of that sort
u got to milk them urself

Ronita: im surprised ur sticking to a farming world where there are no sexy farmer lasses

EB: i am hoping they will come soon
i am sure the developers will enhance the software and include such things and then if i am at advanced stage of farming i will be entitled to the sexiest ones

Ronita
i think ill put this chat on my blog

EB :no
u shd not do anything like that

Ronita :y not
u got good responses last time
ppl who thot u were cute n all

EB: but ppl will not think too highly of you after reading this chat
they will think u are a little insane to have such a conversation

Ronita :anyone who reads my blog doesnt think too highly abt my sanity anyways
i once wrote abt how i think the world wud be if humans had tails
n tht i wud want a swishy fox like tail
n how human tails wud be immensely beneficial
my readers are convinced tht i am on some sort of hallucinogen

EB: helpful to who and how?

Ronita :we wudnt need mosquito repellent
we cud swish our tails around
the cosmetics industry wud benefit
in addition to hair colour they cud make tail color
beauty parlours wud hv special tail trtments
tails cud indicate our moods
husbands wud immensely benefit from tht
u see ur wife's tail standing stiffly in the air
u know she is pissed so u avoid pissing her off even more
her tail is wagging
u make advances
her tail is drooping
u go n make sympathetic noises
etc

EB :my wife's face says it all
i wd not like to look at the tail

Methinks the rest of the conversation should not be put up here. But I heart the Internet :D

19 Comments:

  • Two leading lights of the Bangalore PR industry indulging in such inconsequential talk! Tut tut. Shouldn't you be using the time to discuss strategically important questions such as 'which Diwali gift will Shrabonti like best'?

    By Anonymous Shrabonti, at 5:19 AM  

  • @Shrabonti: We think Shrabonti will like strawberry milkshake from the golapi goru best. This chat was merely to understand whether shaking the golapi goru would produce the best milkshake or whether we should shake the strawberry milk separately :D

    By Blogger Ron, at 5:21 AM  

  • How could I miss the post on tails :(
    I read this out to my roommates.
    They think you're a star. It's an excellent idea.
    Imagine tail mascara ...

    By Blogger Dreamcatcher, at 10:15 AM  

  • Seriously this conversation makes no sense....but sometimes its feels good to talk no-sense.....good stress buster!!!!

    By Anonymous Roushni, at 7:40 PM  

  • I can't stop grinning to myself!

    By Blogger dipali, at 7:04 PM  

  • very entertaining!

    By Blogger Annapoorna R Shinu, at 5:19 AM  

  • @Dreamcatcher: Here you go http://ronitadutta.blogspot.com/2006/06/lejer-aami-lejer-tumi-lej-_115028873304105983.html

    Though tails as mood indicators didnt occur to me when I wrote that.

    @Roushni: But just imagine if we did have lej/ What sort of lej would you want?

    @Dipali: Heh heh heh. You should meet EB. And be around when both of us are marginally drunk...this was a sober conversation.

    @Annapoorna: I must introduce you to EB

    By Blogger Ron, at 10:10 PM  

  • If you're really introducing, how about his g-talk handle?

    By Blogger Arthur Quiller Couch, at 6:31 AM  

  • I am not alone :-)

    By Anonymous Seema, at 9:12 PM  

  • Methinks the best strawberry milkshake would be after you get the pink goru to dance to a bollywood number before milking her!

    Insane, but who doesn't love insanity?

    By Blogger Rayna M. Iyer, at 9:35 PM  

  • LOL!

    So the phrase "chasing some tail" would make even more sense than it does now. I like the idea of tails except, damn, I already have too many body parts to bathe and groom.

    By Blogger Sue, at 11:28 PM  

  • @Arthur Quiller Couch: I will have to ask him..he is very reticent..unless you happen to be a hot woman :)

    @ Seema: You're not?

    @Rayna: That is an excellent idea :D

    @Sue: Yes I do get your point :P

    By Blogger Ron, at 4:39 AM  

  • Haha. Well the sources we depend on for interestig conversations now :-)

    By Blogger Anil P, at 9:32 AM  

  • i really need to get myself educated about this farmville stuff... hear its really big... but irritating... wish the mafia from mafia wars and the animals from the farm would get into a war and kill themselves so i could be spared the constant updates from friends pages...!
    visiting here after ages.. trust alls well..
    Cheers!

    By Blogger Abhishek Chatterjee, at 5:29 AM  

  • @Anil: :)

    @Abhishek: Helllo. Loooong time. How are you guys? We are good. So agree with you about Farmville and Mafia n what not.

    By Blogger Ron, at 3:10 AM  

  • Do I by any chance know EB?

    By Blogger Vishal, at 12:05 AM  

  • No Vishal. The EBs you and I know are highly avoidable. I WOULD NOT have them on chat and have prolonged discussions about sexy women and tails and cows.

    By Blogger Ron, at 9:36 PM  

  • What bullshit is this!!!!Loved it btw...

    By Blogger N, at 4:02 AM  

  • Id like a squirrel like tails..i could play with it when bored. cover myself with it when i want to feel invisible..really ron youre too much!

    By Anonymous manisha dasgupta, at 12:42 AM  

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