Its a dog's life I tell you
An excerpt from a G talk conversation with my ex boss :
Ronita
I have this dog related event. Very stressed about it.
Ex Boss (EB)
Recession is not hitting pets.They r getting more and more luxuries
Ronita
which is why i want to be a rich mans pet labrador in my next life
Ronita
pray for me
1) decent turnout for this event 2) tht im a rich man's pet lab in my next life
EB
I'll pray for u
Pray for me as well
That I'm the rich man in next life
Ronita
no
i dont want to be ur labrador
ur not fond of animals
u wont trt me well
u wont take me to spas
n get me diamond studded collars
Ronita
ill pray tht ur A rich man in ur next life
maybe good friends with my rich man
but not my rich man
EB
Yeah
That's what I meant
I will be ur masters friend
Ronita
haan tht is fine
i will not bark at u
EB
And when I come visiting u I will ocassionally get u doggie snacks
Ronita
i shall wag my tail politely n walk away
how kind of u
i shall wag my tail in thanks
EB
And maybe sometimes a chewy bone
Ronita
how kind
i shal woof my thanks
n help u impress women too
EB
And hope ur master has a hot wife
So that I come visiting u more in ur master's absence
Ronita
no np
he is a bachelor
EB
Y but
Ronita
so all his love n affection and more importantly money is reserved for me
EB
Ok then let ur master be a hot woman
She can be spinster then
And I can spend a lot of time at ur house
Ronita
hmm
tht has possibilities
ok
thats fine
women are more likely to send their pets to spas anyways
All this while I am supposed to be working on this event Jai Ho for GTalk in office
Good to know I am still capable of inane and insane conversations :D
Ronita
I have this dog related event. Very stressed about it.
Ex Boss (EB)
Recession is not hitting pets.They r getting more and more luxuries
Ronita
which is why i want to be a rich mans pet labrador in my next life
Ronita
pray for me
1) decent turnout for this event 2) tht im a rich man's pet lab in my next life
EB
I'll pray for u
Pray for me as well
That I'm the rich man in next life
Ronita
no
i dont want to be ur labrador
ur not fond of animals
u wont trt me well
u wont take me to spas
n get me diamond studded collars
Ronita
ill pray tht ur A rich man in ur next life
maybe good friends with my rich man
but not my rich man
EB
Yeah
That's what I meant
I will be ur masters friend
Ronita
haan tht is fine
i will not bark at u
EB
And when I come visiting u I will ocassionally get u doggie snacks
Ronita
i shall wag my tail politely n walk away
how kind of u
i shall wag my tail in thanks
EB
And maybe sometimes a chewy bone
Ronita
how kind
i shal woof my thanks
n help u impress women too
EB
And hope ur master has a hot wife
So that I come visiting u more in ur master's absence
Ronita
no np
he is a bachelor
EB
Y but
Ronita
so all his love n affection and more importantly money is reserved for me
EB
Ok then let ur master be a hot woman
She can be spinster then
And I can spend a lot of time at ur house
Ronita
hmm
tht has possibilities
ok
thats fine
women are more likely to send their pets to spas anyways
All this while I am supposed to be working on this event Jai Ho for GTalk in office
Good to know I am still capable of inane and insane conversations :D
posted by Ron at
5:24 AM
12 Comments:
that style of conversation sounds sooo familiar :D
By
Anonymous, at 5:50 AM
Genius folks:)
By
dipali, at 9:25 PM
You have spoken to me in the past about being a rich man's labrador. Didn't know that you felt so strongly about it. I'll pray for you too! :)
Kisi cheez ko pure dil se chaaho to saari kayenaat tumhe usse milane mein lag jati hai!
By
Vishal, at 10:07 PM
How does one get invited to dog-related events? Are guests sent home with doggie bags?
By
Terri, at 10:17 PM
I admire your ex boss... Focus is clear... Whether u r a rich man's pet or a poor man's pet... He only wants the hot woman who lives in your house!!! Boys will be boys ;)
By
Anonymous, at 10:28 PM
Inane, Insane and Hilarious!!
Just wondering, what'll we call you once you become this rich, spoilt labrador???
By
Annapoorna R Shinu, at 11:01 PM
Your ex-boss sounds like a hot man. Introduce me to him.
By
SB, at 11:26 PM
Oh very good post u shared.
Lingerie news
By
AMIT, at 2:13 AM
That was good writing...:)
Work from home
By
workhard, at 11:44 AM
@anon: does it now? EB will be intrigued to hear that.
@dipali: work does bring about some unexpected brilliance in unrelevant matters no?
@ vishal: of course I do.
@ terris mom: well, I could have invited you to this event if I had seen your comment earlier. You could have pretended to be a vet. So sad. event was attended by a pug though. With a incontinence problem. Kept peeing all over the place!!!
@ anonymous: my ex boss is very happy to hear you admire him. he wants to know if he can make frensip with you?
@ annapoorna: ooh I have not thought of that. What do you think I should be called. I quite like Ron actually....
@SB: EB wants to make frensip with you too. He says he is a very hot man. Sizzling in fact. Please to meet and make frensip?
@ amit and work hard: Eh!!?
By
Ron, at 2:30 AM
hahah!
this is hilarious!
btw the "Dog in next life" is not a bad idea after all!!
By
Ekta, at 1:10 AM
hahaha.. I can always count on u to keep me in splits:)...
By
Carpe Diem, at 6:57 AM
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